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The Classic
Old-world Italian sausage, mild enough to bring home to the family — wink not included.
$XX.XX / lb
Meet the man behind the meat.
Big flavor. No regrets. Mostly.
Three generations of stuffing tradition, handed down from a nonno who never wrote anything down — just whispered the ratios and winked. Alexander's been at it ever since, and he's not sorry for a single pun.
See What He's Got"Size is just a number. Seasoning is everything."
— Alexander, probably while elbow-deep in casings, completely unbothered by how that sounded.
The Lineup
Every link gets the same attention, whether it's modest or absolutely enormous. Swap these placeholders for the real cuts whenever they're ready.
Old-world Italian sausage, mild enough to bring home to the family — wink not included.
$XX.XX / lb
It's exactly what you think it is. A very large sausage. Get your mind out of the gutter.
$XX.XX / lb
Slow-cured, well-rested, and somehow still the most mature thing about this shop.
$XX.XX / lb
Built for people who like a little heat and zero apologies.
$XX.XX / lb
Can't decide? Take a little bit of everything. No judgment here.
$XX.XX
Alexander's working on something new in the back. He won't say what. He's smiling too much about it.
Stay tuned