Est. Whenever We Got Around To It
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balding, glasses, proud mustache,
apron, mid-stuff
Handled with care

Meet the man behind the meat.

Alexander the
Great Sausage

Big flavor. No regrets. Mostly.

Three generations of stuffing tradition, handed down from a nonno who never wrote anything down — just whispered the ratios and winked. Alexander's been at it ever since, and he's not sorry for a single pun.

See What He's Got

"Size is just a number. Seasoning is everything."

— Alexander, probably while elbow-deep in casings, completely unbothered by how that sounded.

The Lineup

What's in the case today

Every link gets the same attention, whether it's modest or absolutely enormous. Swap these placeholders for the real cuts whenever they're ready.

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The Classic

Old-world Italian sausage, mild enough to bring home to the family — wink not included.

$XX.XX / lb

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The Big Boy

It's exactly what you think it is. A very large sausage. Get your mind out of the gutter.

$XX.XX / lb

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Soppressata di Nonno

Slow-cured, well-rested, and somehow still the most mature thing about this shop.

$XX.XX / lb

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Spicy Calabrese

Built for people who like a little heat and zero apologies.

$XX.XX / lb

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The Sampler Pack

Can't decide? Take a little bit of everything. No judgment here.

$XX.XX

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Coming Soon

Alexander's working on something new in the back. He won't say what. He's smiling too much about it.

Stay tuned